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here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my ,and got my butt kicked pretty good.Still, things could be a lot worse.Oh that's right.I'm falling to my death.Guess the can't.How'd it all come to this,you ask?my ends starts at the .The very beginning.

Yes , that's me.I had a standard .I came from what you might call a broken home.literally .I was days old and still with my parents.how sad is that? Clearly it was to move on.
"here is your minion.he will take of you."
"and here is your binky.You are destined for...."
I didn't quite that last part, but it important.
"three ,two, one."
Destined for what? I set out to find my .
Turns out a kid Glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea.That was the day I met Mr Goody Two-Shoes and our glorious rivalry born.
Could this be what I was for? a dream life filled with .Apparently not.Even picks its .
No big deal.a much fate me.