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"Heist the !"
"Let's fill these with sparking booty.

He's not the pirate captain

" I'm here for your gold!"
" we don't have any gold ,old man, this is a leper , see!"

and they're not the finest crew, but this is their big chance .

"the pirate of the year awards?"
"Every time I went in , I failed to win so I must have a really good this time"

to turn it all around.

"sorry"
"you're a shoe-in Sir"
"That's not a pirate and the seven seas can match you"
"That 's got my name on it"
"She doesn't even have a "
"You wanna be pirate of the year ? do they just give it to the guy with the fattest ?
"she's not fat , she's just big boned!"
"She's fat , Dude"
"Oh come on!"

this Spring..

"I Pirates!"
"What Pirates? nobody ever heard of girl scouts?"
"I want them sunk!"
" We laugh in the face of danger"
" I don't!"
"I don't really like danger ar all."

Join the crew

"Abandon !"

and kick some booty

"I can practically that trophy!"
"you can't captain!

The Pirates : band of misfits

"You're the best a captain can wish for...I'm using crew in a street sense , yo!"