Here is a funny recorded message on an answering machine, it's not true , it is an hoax but it's hilarious , try to complete the text while listening to it:



Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please to all the before making a selection:

To about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To about what we do - Press 3

To at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get that was already enclosed in your and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, or someone - Press 7

To request another , for the time this year - Press 8

To about bus - Press 9

To about school - Press 0

If you this is the world and your must be Accountable and for his/her own behaviour, class work, and that it's not the ' fault for your child's lack of effort: up and have a day!

If you this in another , to a that it.