THANKSGIVING ECARDS

Gap-fill exercise

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CAN'T GOBBLE ME:ecard.gif


Keep way back, I’m not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why can’t I find a place To live in peace, Where I’m not a part of Someone’s Thanksgiving feast. Don’t want my giblets touched, Don’t want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think That’s a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!


I WILL SURVIVE:gobble.jpg


At first i was an egg , I was petrified, kept thinking I'd be lost or I get cracked and friedbut you took me to your nest before it was too late, and kept me warm and you helped me incubate, and now you're back, think you're the boss,wanna put me on a plate next to your wife's cranberry sauce.I should have known this day would come, i should have known not to relax, if I had thought for just one second you'd come here with that ax.go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now , ain't chopping my head to the floor.weren't you the one who prized this dark meat on my thighs?Do you think I'd gobble? do you think I'd lay down and die?Oh no Not I.I will survive oh as long as I know how to peck I know I'll stay alive.Got my wings so I won't fall; ain't selling me to Butterball.I will survive I will survive , hey hey.


CAN'T STUFF THIS:cantstuff.jpg


U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!

THIS TURKEY WON'T BE STUFFED:3134146r.gif


I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)